Friday, June 26, 2009

Stranger than fiction

This article appeared in the Shelbyville Times-Gazette (Tennessee) This absolutely proves what I have been telling you all for years - "I work with stupid people" Yes, one of the alleged perpetrators is on felony probation!

Arguing couple does no damage with Cheetos Wednesday
June 24, 2009
By Brian Mosely

A local couple arrested on domestic assault charges Sunday had an unusual choice of alleged weaponry -- Cheetos.
Warrants filed by Cpl. Kevin Roddy, of the Bedford County Sheriff's Department, stated he responded to a call at a home on Pass Road, where 40-year-old James Earl Taylor and Mary S. Childers, 44, were allegedly involved in an argument.
According to Roddy's report, the pair became "involved in a verbal altercation" with each other "at which time Cheetos potato chips were used in the assault."
"There was evidence of the assault," the report read, "however no physical marks on either party and the primary aggressor was unable to be determined."
Both Taylor and Childers were charged by Roddy with domestic assault. Both posted a bond of $2,500 and will appear in Bedford County General Sessions Court on July 15.

Can't wait to hear what the evidence is...........................


Janet said...

I'll say that's stupid - cheetos are not potato chips!! What's up with that reporter!?!

Lybertygirl said...

You were not the first one to notice that he referred to Cheetos as potato chips...Hello then are made from CORN

Shades of Gray said...

Food fight!!!!

Sarah said...

Too funny. I wonder if there was cheese splatter evidence to investigate.